Winging it in Motown‘s Helmeroids came up with a gem of a Tweet that I have to share, because it includes some hilarious NHL free agency abbreviations:

Is your child posting about NHL free agency? Know the signs.

rofl = retweeting only friedman’s latest
stfu = shit trade feeling upset
omg = overpaid my guy
brb = bitchin’ rebuild buyout
tbh = total blockbuster happening
tl;dr = traded loser; didn’t regret
idc = i demand chaos

— supernintendo chalmers (@helmerroids) July 1, 2024